Call Me the Clay

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  • Craigslist Ad (for entertainment only – NOT real)

    A CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m.  E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also…

  • Words for Women to Live By

    Words for Women to Live By (Received in an email recently) 1. Aspire to be Barbie – the witch has everything.  2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color.  3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.  4. In need of a support…

  • Passion – Do You Know What Excites You?

    Okay – let me start off by telling you this is NOT an X-rated post.  Nope, no sex or intimacy here…. So, if you are still with me after that ‘disclaimer’ – let me tell you what I’m talking about.  Unless you’ve had your head in the sand lately – there is very little chance…

  • Simply Random Thoughts – ‘Cause It’s Been a LONG Week!!

    Arnold & Maria…..what a shame.  Truly.  Arnold? Scum.  Ex-Housekeeper/Baby Momma? Disappointing to women-kind.  WHY do women do each other that way?  We all know that we don’t want to be dumped on by our men….so WHY-OH-WHY participate in helping one do it to another woman!?!?!?  And are women so stupid as to believe that just…

  • Random Stuff Today

    Finally found some time to sit down and blog a little.  Problem is, I can’t quite get my brain working in that direction – so I have no idea what to write about.  So I guess this will be a mish-mash of random thoughts. First of all, I have been a little down in the…

  • BMX – Have You Seen It?

    This is amazing to me….. Powered by ScribeFire.

  • Random Ramblings

    Okay – I can’t stand it anymore!  Maybe it’s because I have been battling the crud all week and I’m tired – BUT, I can’t refrain from voicing my opinions about a couple of things any longer! First on my list – MOTORCYCLES. Now, you have to understand – I grew up in a family…

  • H1N1 Flu

    So by now everyone knows about the H1N1 flu issue (otherwise known as the Swine Flu) – right? Okay, I have some my own issues with this issue! First of all, I went to a City-wide informational session last Thursday on “H1N1 – What Employers Need to Know.” It was put on by the Health…

  • Let Me Introduce Myself

    I have a million and one things running through my head – and I keep thinking I need – no, make that NEED to share them with someone.  My hubby is not much of a conversationalist – so sharing with him is  fruitless.  Most of the time he will only half-listen, if at all….and then…