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“A real friend never gets in your way–unless you happen to be on the way down.” — Wayne Dyer

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they rather be anywhere else.” — Len Wein

“Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.” — Pat Riley

“The greatest achievement is to outperform yourself.” — Denis Waitley

And finally: “God, grant me the serenity to ACCEPT the PEOPLE I cannot change, the courage to change the one I CAN, and the wisdom to know….it”s ME!” — John G. Miller

Words for Women to Live By

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Words for Women to Live By (Received in an email recently)

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the witch has everything. 

2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color. 

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls! 

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days). 

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here. 

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons – buy some Coronas. 

12. Forget about the perfect man – he’s living in San Fran with his boyfriend. 

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 

14. If it has tires or testicles it’s gonna give you trouble. 

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong. 

‘Good friends are like stars… You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there’

‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today’.

Now smile and share with any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, she might need a reason to smile!